Captain’s Log. Daddy Chronicles. Diaper Date 1572. Quick entry. The eldest is a bit of a scam artist. She stalled going to sleep. Despite taking a nap at a earlier time, and for a shorter duration, it was still waaay too late when she finally fell asleep.
Last night she asked for something for her stomach which worried me a bit. What did she ask for?
Magical unicorn fountain of youth spring water Sparkling grape juice. Supposedly, it would make her stomach feel better, yet after investing the magic elixir she still stirred. And stirred. And talked. And kicked. She eventually fell asleep, but sparkling grape juice had nothing to do with it.
Today is my first day back to work and our first day back on a routine. We will see how it goes. I may need some magical unicorn serum by the end of the day.